Nan

[Verse 1] Hi I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle I met this girl named "Nan" She- she overpopulated my senses And then fuckin' dicked me over [Chorus] What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue? Oh, silly girl I- I'm so in love with you Won't you tell me what's- what’s on your mind? Oh, if you'd open your head, tell me, what would I find? Are you for real? What do you feel? [Verse 2] Finder's keepers Loser's weepers, baby If I could get the lid off I-I'd look into the jar Is this-is this the best thing that I-I can do? It ain't done me no good so far Mind over matter But it seems that I don't matter at all, you fucker Nan, a table for one Do you think I could be invited to come? Fuck, huh-huh [Chorus] What's your big secret, baby? Could you-could you give me a clue? Oh-oh, silly, silly girl I- I'm so in love with you Won't you tell me what's- what’s on your mind? If you'd open your head, tel me, what would you find? Are you for real? What do you feel? [Instrumental Break] [Outro] You know, I saw you yesterday walkin' with Danny He's a fucker, and you're a fucker too You know what you did to me, baby? Yeah, you know what you did Now you're walkin' with Danny down the street How you make me feel, huh? How do you think that make me feel, huh? Huh? You think I like it here, you fucker? You fuckin' bitch I hate you, you fucker You keep walkin' with Danny You keep fuckin' walkin' with Danny I don't give a fuck Yeah, I don't give a flyin' fuck about you or Danny, you bitch