Hippy Smell

[Intro] Dude! Boo! One, two... [Chorus] Hippy smell Only I can't tell Patchouli oil Sixties hell Said you're not real And you're not surreal Can't you tell? Hippy smell [Chorus] Said hippy smell Only I can't tell Patchouli oil Sixties hell Said you're not real And you're not surreal Can't you tell? Hippy smell [Bridge] She's got the hippy smell, ladies and gentlemen! You can smell the patchouli oil on her breath (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) And see the Grateful Dead posters hangin' up all over the place... (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) She says, "You know, I wish I was alive in the sixties, 'cause those were really groovy times!" (Oh yeah) Well, you know, I got somethin' to tell you: (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) You wouldn't want to be alive in the sixties! (Yeah, oh yeah) You would've probably gotten your little hippy (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) ass killed, or somethin', you little shitface! Oh! [Chorus] Hippy smell Only I can't tell Patchouli oil Sixties hell Said you're not real And you're not surreal Can't you tell Hippy smell