Pollo Asado - All Request Live

Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say? Yes, I would say that, I would say that [Verse 1: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Let me start off with a basket of chips Then move on to the pollo asado taco I would like two pollo asado tacos with one beef chimichangas On the chimichanga, I would like a side of sour cream I would like tomatoes and onions on my quesadilla For the dessert, I would like the sopapillas I would like extra cinnamon on my sopapillas Do you make guacamole? Yes, I make- I do make guacamole Uh, I would like a side of guacamole on my Tostitos I like to- I like to dip the Tostitos in the guacamole Can I get a basket, I told you about a basket of chips Uh, I would like a large iced-tea, two, two, uh, two large iced-teas Okay, okay, that'll be uh $16.07 Out of $20? Okay, $16.07's your change [Verse 2: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Hi, can I help you? I would like a basket of chips A beef chimichanga with a side of sour cream I would like some guacamole on my chimichanga With a quesadilla of tomato, onion, and vegetables I should like a burrito with beef, beans, and I would like a carne asado taco Could you put some hot sauce on that for me? No, no, inside the taco Not on the side Yes, can I have a carne asado taco? Not a pollo asado We- we don't have chicken We don't have chicken Do you have guacamole? (No!) Can you- can you make me some guacamole? I have guacamole Okay, on my burrito, I would like a muchaco beef and the shredded pork And- and some more cheese, please Uh okay, that'll be $22... Uh- oh yes, yes, I would like two lemonades and one medium iced-tea Okay, that'll be $20.07 Out of $22? Okay, $1.52's your change Thanks a lot Your food will be up Here, uh, let me get your drinks [Verse 3: Gene Ween, Dean Ween] Hi, can I help you? Yes, yes, I would like a basket of chips I would like a beef chimi- Uh, what is, what is, uh what is the, what is the pollo asado? Uh, that's the chicken Okay, what is the carne asado? Uh, that's the beef Okay, let me get two carne asado tacos With extra chick- with extra pollo, please You dickface, motherfucker *laughter* Alright, next, hahaha Son of a bitch