Roses Are Free - Live In Chicago

[Verse 1] Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free [Chorus] But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free [Verse 2] Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill [Chorus] But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free [Verse 3] Throw that pumpkin at the tree Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny Cast it off into the sea Bake that pie and eat it with me