Roses Are Free - Live In Chicago

[Verse 1]

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree

Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me

Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny

Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free

[Chorus]

But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free

[Verse 2]

Take a wrinkled raisin and do with it what you will

Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill

Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill

Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill

[Chorus]

But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free

[Verse 3]

Throw that pumpkin at the tree

Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny

Cast it off into the sea

Bake that pie and eat it with me