The Alternative Polka

[Part 1 - "Loser" by Beck] Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby! So why don't you kill me? Everybody! Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser, baby! So why don't you kill me? HEY! [Part 2 - "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots] I am, I am, I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you too Hurt you too I know you want what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know, you know, you know, you know Here I come, I come, I come, I come Here I come, I come, I come, I come [Part 3 - "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow] 'Cause all I wanna do is have some fun I've got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun I've got a feeling I'm not the only one All I wanna do is have some fun Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard [Part 4 - "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails] HELP ME! I broke apart my insides HELP ME! I got no soul to sell HELP ME! The only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself I wanna (BOING) you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna (BOING) you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to god Hey! Hey! Hey! [Part 5 -"Bang and Blame" by R.E.M.] You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang Blame, blame, blame You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang It's not my thing so let it go! [Part 6 - "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette] 'Cause that love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough For you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you die, 'til you die But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you of the mess you left When you went away It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bare that you gave to me You oughta know HEY! [Part 7 - "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins] Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage And someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage [Part 8 - "My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers] I love all of you Hurt by the cold So hard and lonely too When you don't know yourself [Part 9 - "I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters] I don't owe you anything! I don't owe you anything! I don't owe you anything! I don't owe you anything! [Part 10 - "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden] Black hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rain Black hole sun Won't you come, won't you come Black hole sun, black hole sun Won't you come Black hole sun, black hole sun Won't you come Black hole sun, black hole sun [Part 11 - "Basket Case" by Green Day] Do you have the time To listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps all adding up I think I'm cracking up And am I just Paranoid Am I just stoned? Or am I just stoned?