Matrimony

Well, I'm saving this dress for my wedding day Momma wouldn't have it any other way She says when she married, her waist was twenty three I guess I'll never wear it anyway I don't believe I care to marry Though I cannot explain exactly why It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery Simply a faster way to die I'm saving all my money for my wedding day You know my momma wouldn't have it any other way She says when she married, she didn't' have a dime But I guess I'll spend that money some other way Because I don't believe I care to marry Though I cannot explain exactly why It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery Simply a faster way to die Well, I'm saving my best thing for my wedding day Because my poppa wouldn't have it any other way He says if I lose it early, I'll have thrown my life away But I swear I'll use my cherry my own way I don't believe I care to marry Though I cannot explain exactly why It somehow seems to me that matrimony is misery Simply a faster way to die