Morality Lesson

Society's collapsing, hanging by a thread The kids are running wild and chivalry is dead Let's be better than before I'll give the tools you need to become one of the Moral Elite (High, high, high morals!) (High, high, high morals!) (High, high, high morals!) If you see a potted plant that's drying in the sun Then giving it some water is Morals 101 And if rushing to its aid makes something fragile break It's moral to admit your mistake Feed the birds until they can't fly While keeping your neighbor dry And giving an autographed photo to ravenous fans Pick up somebody else's litter Clean a dumpster until it glitters You have to treat things morally every time you can It feels so good when your morals are praised So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside When times are tough and you've lost your way Just remember that virtue is always repaid If you keep all your morals high! (High, high, high morals!) (High, high, high!) (High, high, high morals!) What's this money doing here, in a fountain running dry? I guess I'll give it all to a waiter standing by Wow he's looking kinda bored, let's "liven up" his day In a "morally acceptable" way Open somebody else's letters Help a friend keep time better Throw a party and bring along every person you know See a bomb? Time to be a hero Just for fun divide by zero Morality is possible everywhere you go But sometimes you'll struggle People will hate you for spreading the truth But they're all morons, don't listen to them Only you can decide what is right It feels so good when your morals are praised So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside When times are tough and you've lost your way Be sure to consider only your personal happiness when making decisions It feels so good when you're morally gray So listen to the voice you're hearing deep inside When times are tough and you've lost your way Remember the wisdom I've taught you today Be sure to keep your morals high (High, high, high morals!)