Ain't Goin' Down on Brokeback Mountain

Now I've been up the Chisholm Trail Been through Death Valley, hot as hell I rode across the dusty plains There's cowboy runnin' through my veins But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) Well I've watched the heard from dusk 'til dawn But I did it with my britches on You can have a chew, you can bum a smoke But don't go reachin' for my rope I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) (solo) (Whoa, Willy, that last note sounded a might... queer) What you do's your business hoss You can buy me a beer, and then fuck off But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right) That shit ain't right (Oh!, what the hell?) (Oh, that's my saddle horn! - Thank Goodness!)