Ain't Goin' Down on Brokeback Mountain

Now I've been up the Chisholm Trail

Been through Death Valley, hot as hell

I rode across the dusty plains

There's cowboy runnin' through my veins

But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan

No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

Well I've watched the heard from dusk 'til dawn

But I did it with my britches on

You can have a chew, you can bum a smoke

But don't go reachin' for my rope

I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan

No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

(solo)

(Whoa, Willy, that last note sounded a might... queer)

What you do's your business hoss

You can buy me a beer, and then fuck off

But I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountan

No, I ain't goin' down on Brokeback Mountain

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right (That shit ain't right)

That shit ain't right

(Oh!, what the hell?)

(Oh, that's my saddle horn! - Thank Goodness!)