Rock Show

[Verse 1] What's that man holding in his hand? He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when It's Silly Willy with that Philly band Could be, oo-ee [Verse 2] Tell me, what's that man movin' cross the stage? It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page It's like a relic from a different age Could be, oo-ee [Chorus] If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw They've got long hair at the Madison Square You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there, oh yeah [Interlude] The lights go down, they're back in town, okay Behind the stacks, you glimpse an axe The tension mounts, you score an ounce, olé The temperatures rise as you see the whites of their eyes [Chorus] If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw You've got long hair at the Madison Square They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there, (Ooh-ooh-ooh) oh yeah Oh if there’s a- [Bridge] In my green metal suit, I'm preparing to shoot up the city (Oi! Oi!) And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty (Oi! Oi!) It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end Save for my dear old friend and confidante, Mademoiselle Kitty Kitty, kitty, kitty (Ahaha) (Oh yeah!) [Verse 3] What's that man moving to and fro? That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low They was louder at the Rainbow Could be, oo-ee [Chorus] Oh If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw You've got long hair at the Madison Square They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there, (Ooh) Oh yeah [Chorus] If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw They've got long hair, oh at the Madison Rock 'n' roll at the Hollywood Bowl (Rock show) Come on (Rock show) Got long hair at the Madison (Rock show) Rock ‘n’ roll at the Hollywood Bowl (Rock show) Show! Ooh, ohh (Rock show) (Long hair) I'm takin' you there (Long hair) (Rock 'n' roll) Oh at the Madison (Rock show) (Rock show) Ooh rock show, come on, yeah (Rock show) (Long hair) rock with us, ah yeah (Long hair) (Rock 'n' roll) Yeah [Outro] Who's that there? Who's that there? Huh? Oh it’s you babe? Oh, that's alright Come on, let's go down Come on now, we're going down to the rock show Remember last week when I promised that I was gonna buy a good ticket to the rock show, well I bought it Come on now, now get your dress on Place your wig on straight We can’t be late, c'mon, we got a date We're goin’ down to the rock show Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh Uh uh uh uh Uh Uh uh uh uh