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illinois Lyrics — Worst Party Ever | Dork

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Worst Party Ever
illinois Lyrics

Lyrics

Worst Party Ever

illinois

From Cool Year2018

Written by Worst Party Ever

Produced by Worst Party Ever

Lyrics

illinois

[Verse] I’m a cartoon in slow motion, I feel calm And the sun, the sun, it breaks my heart Effortless progress with time, sharing the same future timeline as mine I am cold, I am cold until you’re home Am I accomplished now? Do I make you proud? How do I know if you’re still stoned?

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About this track

"illinois" is a song by Worst Party Ever from the album Cool Year, released in 2018. The song was written by Worst Party Ever. It was produced by Worst Party Ever.

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