Surprise, Surprise

Surprise, surprise, there's a band onstage Surprise, surprise, I'm in a bar Surprise, surprise, it's my turn to play I'm overworked and underpaid I drive to work in a rented bus 200 miles or more a day Just so that you can get a look at us And figure out if we're worth what you paid Too many potential flings Too many bands to depend Over 60,000 miles, I traveled To drink more beer than Al Capone bottled And did he bottle Well, I used to live the nightlife But now the nightlife's livin' me Too many times I had too many Cause there's too many people watching me They're watching me Surprise, surprise, I remember them all Surprise, surprise, we ain't pissed them off Surprise, surprise, I kinda miss the past Surprise, surprise, it went by so fast Surprise, surprise (surprise, surprise) Surprise, surprise (surprise, surprise) Surprise, surprise (surprise, surprise) Surprise, surprise Surprise, surprise