Hello from Eau Claire

I know it's dumb to say, That you are on my mind. I know it's stupid to dream, That you might think of me as a man. I can loose my own tie knot, I can button up my own pants. I can buy my own cigarettes, I can pluck my own moustache. I read it's lame to wish, That you won't walk out on me. I'm not embarrassed to sing, Plainly the words love and your name. I can pay all my own bills, I can unroll my own tights. I can untuck all I have to untuck, I can weep through my own midnights. I can loose my own tie knot, I can button up my own pants. I can buy my own cigarettes, I can pluck my own moustache. I can pay all my own debts, I can rip off my own tights. I can humiliate myself to your face, I can weep through my own midnights.