1000 Umbrellas

[Verse 1] One thousand umbrellas upturned couldn't catch all the rain That drained out of my head when you said we were Over and over I cried 'til I floated downstream To a town they call misery, oh-oh, misery Misery, oh-oh, misery And one million teacups I bet couldn't hold all the wet That fell out of my eyes when you fell out with me Now I'm crawling the wallpaper that's looking more like a roadmap To misery, oh-oh, misery [Chorus] How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better And you'll soon forget her if you let the sunshine come through How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better If you never let a girl rain all over you And just when I thought that my vista was golden in hue One thousand umbrellas opened to spoil the view [Verse 2] One million salt seas recalled from school atlas Alas, would be filled to the brim, Sunny Jim couldn't jump it How can I be pleased when I'm handed the keys To a town they call Misery? Oh-oh, Misery So with a mop and a bucket I'll just say forget her and carry on sweeping up Where I've been weeping, the Jesters will creep in To strike down the newly crowned Monarch Of Misery, oh-oh, Misery [Chorus] How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better And you'll soon forget her if you let the sunshine come through How can you smile and forecast? Weather's getting better If you never let a girl rain all over you Just when I thought that my skies were a June-July blue [Outro] One thousand umbrellas opened (Oh) Two thousand umbrellas opened (Oh) Ten thousand umbrellas opened to spoil the view