Didn't Hurt A Bit

Just a casual thing Not really worth a mention Didn't hurt a bit Didn't hurt a bit But if you didn't mind Can we change the subject now? Didn't hurt a bit Really didn't hurt a bit And after all, I'm a man of the world People come to me 'cause I know the score And if you see the gang Say I'm a free man Be sure to tell 'em It didn't hurt a bit Just a bit of fun Didn't alter a thing Didn't hurt a bit That's an end to it In another week I won't remember the name But it's all the same Didn't hurt a bit My appearance isn't what you surmise It's just a piece of grit that got in my eye Whatever you do Whatever you know Well I'll put up straight It didn't hurt a bit Lots of rumours flying 'round Plans to decieve It's my word against hers Who are you going to believe? Just a casual thing Not really worth a mention Didn't hurt a bit Didn't hurt a bit But if you didn't mind Can we change the subject now? Didn't hurt a bit That's an end to it And after all, I'm a man of the world People come to me 'cause I know the score And if you see the king Say I'm a free man But be sure to tell me it didn't hurt a bit Whatever you do Whatever you say Be sure to tell me it didn't hurt a bit Noooooo! Noooooo! Yeaaaaah!