White Boy Wasted

(We're about to get white boy wasted) Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead Getting crunk up in here! We're about to get white boy wasted We stumble to the house party, already buzzed We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi because Getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation Plus we don't know the meaning of the word moderation I'm, I'm crude when I talk shirt off Fist fighting every dude on the block And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again Like, "Dude, I freaking love you man!" I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend But first I have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom So, raise your red cups up and make noise 'Cause we drink like upper middle-class teenage boys Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party (It's time to party) White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted Wh-wh-white boy wasted Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth Half of them passed out, a fat dude with his ass out Looking like John Belushi in the movie Animal House All of a sudden somebody yelled out, "Keg stand!" Two jocks with tube socks and sweatbands They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man (Put me down!) I had to do it, it probably wasn't the best plan Next thing you know, it's beer pong and takin' Jager shots Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater-tots Pissin' on police cars, yelling out, "I hate the cops!" White boys with dreadlocks now give me major props Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party (It's time to party) White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted Oh, it's the weekend And you know what that means Oh, it means it's time to party, party All I wanna do, all I wanna do, all I wanna do All I wanna do is just get white boy wasted (White boy) It's the weekend It's time to party (It's time to party) White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy, wh-wh-white boy wasted White boy wasted