[Verse 1]
Life is a scam, get your money back
Oh it's a sham, it's a sham
That we're stealing sticks from the damned
Life is a scam, get your money back
Oh, but if you want it
Sometimes you've got to take back
[Chorus]
It's only crime, crime, crime
Think you should try some, for your income
We're talking crime, crime, crime
Uh-huh, it's just a victimless crime
[Verse 2]
Life is a grift, get your cut of it
Oh it's a hoax, it's a hoax
That we're jamming sticks in our spokes
Life is a grift, get your cut of it
Oh, but if there's a blame
You bet that [?]
[Pre-Chorus]
And we will claim, we'll claim, we'll claim it all back
Putting away your wallet
Go on, stick it in your bag
It is a just cause, it's always been yours
There's no greater misdemeanour
Come on, forget about the law
[Chorus]
We're talking crime, crime, crime
Think you should try some, for your income
It's only crime, crime, crime
Uh-huh, it's just a victimless crime
We're talking crime, crime, crime
We're on the lookout for a discount
It's only crime, crime, crime
Why only get by when you can thrive?
[Bridge]
Life is a scam, get your money back
Life is a grift, get your cut of it
Life is a scam, get your money back
Life is a grift, get your cut of it
Oh we'll claim, we'll claim, we'll claim it all back
(Life is a scam, life is a scam)
Now there is no [?]
(Life is a scam, life is a scam)
Just cause, it's always been yours
(Life is a scam, life is a scam)
It's a matter of fact, it's a non-event
(Life is a scam, life is a scam)
[Chorus]
It's only crime, crime, crime
Think you should try some, for your income
We're talking crime, crime, crime
Uh-huh, it's just a victimless crime
It's only crime, crime, crime
We're on the lookout for a discount
We're talking crime, crime, crime
Well why should anybody have to pay full price?
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