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Valet by YT

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YT

Valet

2024

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Valet

[Chorus: YT]

Okay step up out the restaurant like where the hell's the valet

She steppin' light in some airs, man I think she must do ballet

She said "Toly come to Switzerland my parents got a chalet"

My boy searchin out them Visas like them niggas out in Cali

Ha, you know I don't smoke, but Cmili smokin' Cali

I can't keep track of my tings, man I need to make a tally

Push the one series like it's NASCAR, we in a rally

And they don't know that I'm with Lauzza cuz he posted in a bally

Verse 1: Cmilano

Can-Can-Can't show face they might grab me

Might step to the mo likе can we

No pre-rolls, billin' up Danky, she wanna fight with mе I ain't Randy

Zoot had me red-eyed like Sasuke, my niggas balled I ain't talkin' bout Kante

Pour up for the pain that's champagne, said that I hurt her, need a band-aid

Can't really talk when I'm sober, driver seat can't crash in this rover

Told her, I don't do stunt, I'ma goat her

While sippin' on the Maggy I'll show ya

My bro told me we gon go up, blow up, shell it down we don't show much

Shell it down, we don't show much, we even shut it down if you don't show much

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[Chorus: YT]

Okay step up out the restaurant like where the hells the valet

She steppin' light in some airs, man I think she must do ballet

She said "Toly come to Switzerland my parents got a chalet"

My boy searchin out them Visas like them niggas out in Cali

Ha, you know I don't smoke, but Cmili smokin' Cali

I can't keep track of my tings, man I need to make a tally

Push the one series like it's NASCAR, we in a rally

And they don't know that I'm with Lauzza cuz he posted in a bally

[Verse 2: Kibo]

Ok, stepped up in the restaraunt, I'm boutta clock the buffet

And he thinks he's the gaffer but you ain't Brian Clough mate

I just jerked his misses, deary me ain't too chuffed aye

Ooh, tough mate, I couldn't give a fuck mate

Say you got a trap line, all you got is dandruff mate

So when you scratch your head, that's the only time you touch flake

I just chirpsed a chong thing with the most rotoundous chuffcake

Yes I know she an eater, she only buffs me on her lunch break

Bitch I'm drippin like the rich youte at school on Mufty Day, but certain man still live that way, they're drippin' off their mums wage

Thought you cuffed that girl, but she saw me and she bust case

But how can I cuff you if I'm out here screamin' "Fuck Jakes!"

Creps on your couch, blood I'm fuckin' up the Funkshway

I'm a flashy cunt I get nuff rates, they man flashin' stuff while on Instagram but that's pump fakes

Actin' bad in London, but ain't about it cuz swear them man they're from country

So you ain't goin' OT blood, you're just goin' Mumzies!

[Chorus: YT]

Wh-wh-where the hell's the valet?

She steppin' light in some airs, man I think she must do ballet

She said "Toly come to Switzerland my parents got a chalet"

My boy searchin out them Visas like them niggas out in Cali

Ha, you know I don't smoke, but Cmili smokin' Cali

I can't keep track of my tings, man I need to make a tally

Push the one series like it's NASCAR, we in a rally

And they don't know that I'm with Lauzza cuz he posted in a bally

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