The Imposter

Hey, this is Stacy Me and the girls are having a sleepover tonight And we're gonna have pillow fights And compare bra sizes and it's gonna be super fun You should totally come, okay bye bestie I remember last year all these bitches called me lame I would pour out all my feelings but they never felt the same So I quit all the simpin' and pretended I was gay Now I think they're fuckin' with me 'Cause I'm a L-G-B-T-Q imposter Got cut last year, now I've made the roster Even though you may think I'm a monster I'm just tryna see some titties Like damn, I never thought this would work I'm boutta see these bitches twerk Don't know what to do Just hopin' that I play it cool When they start to take off their shirts I gotta come up with a plan so that I don't get exposed 'Cause I'm just tryna see some titties and then flex on my bros I pull up to her place, feeling great nothing can stop me Then to my surprise, I walk inside and I see her papi I told him "Hey it's nice to meet you sir, I really am gay" And then I kissed him on the cheek to prove that I wasn't straight So when I walked up in the room, I was feeling pretty arrogant Girls all around me I'm just trying not to stare at 'em They started a feud 'bout who had the biggest boobs When they asked for my opinion I said I'll need a comparison Like holy fucking shit, can't believe what I just did I can't wait to tell the boys that I've been looking at some tits I was admiring every breast to make sure they weren't forgotten When I looked down at my dick and it was softer than cotton It was right then and there when I finally saw the truth I'm not interested in girls and I think that I like dudes So when Stacy asked me who had the biggest boobs I said that they were all flat I was an L-G-B-T-Q imposter Got cut last year, then I made the roster I know Stacy thinks that I'm a monster I guess that I deserve that Who am I I don't know What to do Where to go Who am I (Who am I, who am I, who am I) I don't know (I don't know, I don't know, I don't know) What to do (What to do, what to do, what to do) Where to go (Where to go, where to go, where to go)