Zoom University

So Jimmy, I hear you're headed off to college next year Yup, that's right grandpa! Oh, I remember college like it was yesterday Really? What was college like back in 2020? Well Jimmy, I attended Zoom university So I been rolling outta bed at like 2:30 pm And now I'm trying to go to class but I can't even get in My teacher like 65 I swear she don't got a clue I think she's tryna give a lecture but this bitch is on mute So I said fuck that I'm about to call up my boys And we were playing Minecraft when suddenly I heard a noise My teacher asking do you know the powerhouse of the cell But I said the sorry mam this diamond ore ain't gon' mine itself 'Cause I don't wanna go to school but There aint nothing else to do so Imma just hop on zoom now Man what the fuck am I doing But honestly maybe this quarantine ain't so bad I'm smoking gas inside my bedroom while she's teaching me math My momma knocking at the door, asking what's going on I said it's all for science class then I showed her my bong But now I'm bored and kinda horny stuck inside of this classroom I raised my hand and say I gotta go to the bathroom My teacher getting mad told me sit the fuck down But I don't really give a damn she can kiss my nuts now I open up another tab and you know I'm on Xvideos Searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes Finally saw the perfect one I'm rubbing on my peepee Then I realize my camera's on and everyone can see me Man this shit wack Fuck this class I'm aboutta dip Every single person in this room just saw my fucking dick But there's no need to cry I realized that everything is fine They can't kick me out of school if all the classes are online Cause I don't wanna go to school but There aint nothing else to do so Imma just hop on Zoom now Man what the fuck am I doing