[Verse 1]
My life's been feelin' kinda tragic
Think I'll pick up some boys and emotional baggage
Everybody else already has it
So I need something dramatic
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Something's gotta give
Ooh-ooh-ooh
It's making me sick
[Chorus]
I want that "Guess what happened?
You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with"
SOS, a mess, it's giving
Dirtier secret that I wanna tell my friends
Like, "Oops, I shouldn't do it but I did it again!"
You can say that I'm a lot but I do it for the plot
[Verse 2]
Blowim' up my money for the hell of it
Gettin' back with my ex, he's irrelevant, yeah
Gettin' trashed on a Tuesday night
Maybe I'll start a fight
[Chorus]
I want that "Guess what happened?
You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with"
SOS, a mess, it's giving
Dirtier secret that I wanna tell my friends
Like, "Oops, I shouldn't do it but I did it again!"
You can say that I'm a lot but I do it for the plot
[Bridge]
Ooh-ooh-ooh
I know it's kinda dumb but
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Shit, you're only young once
Ooh-ooh-ooh
I guess feeling something is better than feeling nothing
[Chorus]
"Guess what happened?
You'll never believe who I just left with, slept with"
SOS, a mess, it's giving
Dirtier secret that I wanna tell my friends
Like, "Oops, I shouldn't do it but I did it again!"
You can say that I'm a lot but I do it for the plot
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