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The official music video for "Mr Schwartz" by Arctic Monkeys, taken from the album The Car on Domino Recording Co. Uploaded by Official Arctic Monkeys, the artist's official channel.

Dork has covered Arctic Monkeys 32 times across news, features and reviews — full coverage below. Tagged on Dork's Sheffield scene. The full lyrics and album page are linked above. If you like Arctic Monkeys, scroll for similar artists below.

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Arctic Monkeys have contributed a track to War Child Records' 'HELP(2)' album, also featuring Wet Leg, Arlo Parks, Foals and more
The album will be released in March.
22 Jan 2026

Domino Recording Co

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21 October 2022

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Arctic Monkeys — Mr Schwartz

Put your heavy metal to the test

There might be half a love song in it all for you

Timing-wise, it's probably for the best

Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute

Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew

Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit

And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes

Gradually, it's coming into view

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Arctic Monkeys, Taylor Swift, The 1975 and Noel Gallagher donate items to cancer charity auction

Major music artists including Arctic Monkeys, Taylor Swift and Noel Gallagher donate signed memorabilia to Teenage Cancer Trust's Christmas auction.

19 Nov 2024

Arctic Monkeys have announced new Dublin and Belfast dates to close out their world tour

Arctic Monkeys have announced new Dublin and Belfast dates to close out their world tour

The shows follow the cancellation of the band's Marley Park gig this summer.

22 Aug 2023

Arctic Monkeys, Olivia Dean, Jockstrap, Loyle Carner, Young Fathers, Shygirl, RAYE and more have been nominated for the 2023 Mercury Prize with FREE NOW

Arctic Monkeys, Olivia Dean, Jockstrap, Loyle Carner, Young Fathers, Shygirl, RAYE and more have been nominated for the 2023 Mercury Prize with FREE NOW

There's also Jessie Ware, Fred gain.., Ezra Collective and more.

27 Jul 2023

Glastonbury 2023 confirm Arctic Monkeys, Guns N' Roses and Elton John as headliners

Glastonbury 2023 confirm Arctic Monkeys, Guns N' Roses and Elton John as headliners

The first line-up poster has also dropped, confirming loads of artists who will perform across the June weekend

3 Mar 2023

Arctic Monkeys give ‘Big Ideas’ a tour debut in Brisbane on their Australian and New Zealand tour - watch

Arctic Monkeys give ‘Big Ideas’ a tour debut in Brisbane on their Australian and New Zealand tour - watch

The track had previously only been played at private shows for radio and TV broadcasts.

11 Jan 2023

Open’er Festival confirm that Arctic Monkeys will be their first headliner for 2023

Open’er Festival confirm that Arctic Monkeys will be their first headliner for 2023

The Sheffield band will headline the Friday evening of the festival.

28 Oct 2022

Arctic Monkeys have confirmed a special performance on next week’s ‘Later… With Jools Holland’

Arctic Monkeys have confirmed a special performance on next week’s ‘Later… With Jools Holland’

The tastemaker show’s upcoming episode will focus exclusively on the Sheffield rockers.

24 Oct 2022

Arctic Monkeys have announced a livestream of their recent Brooklyn performance this weekend

Arctic Monkeys have announced a livestream of their recent Brooklyn performance this weekend

The live footage will air via Youtube from this Sunday, October 23rd, at 8pm BST.

21 Oct 2022

Arctic Monkeys have shared ‘I Ain't Quite Where I Think I Am’, a third preview of their imminent new album, ‘The Car’

Arctic Monkeys have shared ‘I Ain't Quite Where I Think I Am’, a third preview of their imminent new album, ‘The Car’

It is the third single from ‘The Car’, which will be released this Friday, October 21st.

18 Oct 2022

Arctic Monkeys have performed a new ‘The Car’ album track, ‘Big Ideas’, live in Brussels

Arctic Monkeys have performed a new ‘The Car’ album track, ‘Big Ideas’, live in Brussels

The song is the seventh track on the Sheffield rockers’ imminent new LP, ‘The Car’.

12 Oct 2022

Arctic Monkeys have announced the dates for their European Tour 2023, with special guests Inhaler

Arctic Monkeys have announced the dates for their European Tour 2023, with special guests Inhaler

The shows are in support of their seventh studio album, ‘The Car’.

10 Oct 2022

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