Liam Gallagher is planning to record new songs with "two lads I know"

Lord of the gobby people, Gobby Liam Gallagher, has been practicing his gobby patter again, explaining to Q he’s not going to ‘do’ the whole solo career thing because he’s “not a c*nt”.

Instead he’s written some songs he’s planning to record with “two lads I know”.

"One's a multi-instrumentalist and he can play anything,” Liam explains. :Not that there's much to play on these songs. One guitar, acoustic. One guitar, electric. Drum kit, keyboard about that big [measures out 12 inches between his hands]. That's your lot. Proper sparse, really pumping. How it should be. We've demoed some songs..."

Elsewhere he suggests he’d be up for that Oasis reunion we’ll never stop hearing about until it actually happens: "I believe Oasis will sail again and it'll be glorious If it's really about the fans, Noel, let's do it - because they want it. One year. Tour for a year. We'd smash it. My bags are still packed from my last tour, so I'm ready."

You might want to wash your stuff first, Liam. It probably stinks by now.