Watergun

[Intro]

What the fuck?

[Verse 1]

I cut my pretty boy hair

What does that make me?

I'll probably die in LA

I miss the sound of my phone

Hate the tone of your voice

The neighbor's dog won't stop talkin' to me

[Pre-Chorus]

Give me a New Year's kiss

Singin' in the rain

Talkin' like an atheist

In the information age

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be the only one

Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

I don't wanna be the only one

Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

[Verse 2]

I'll get a brand new job

One with a 401K

Just give me somethin' that pays

I'll lease a Honda Accord

I hear the mileage is great

It's time I go with the grain

[Pre-Chorus]

I doubt that I'll be missed

I've got nothin' left to gain

Talkin' like a masochist

'Cause you know I like the pain

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be the only one

Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

I don't wanna be the only one

Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

[Bridge]

I wanna get drunk, daddy

Drive me down to Santa Fe

I got my teeth stained, baby

From red wine and cigarettes

But I get high every morning

Listening to Sugar Ray

(He gets high every morning)

I guess you're too cool, honey

But that's just not that interesting

To me, to me

[Pre-Chorus]

Give me a Christmas list

I don't care what it is

Talkin' like an anarchist

Every time the Cubs don't win

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be the only one

Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

I don't wanna be the only one

Takin' shots from a plastic water gun