Little Sheba

[Verse 1]

I took a business trip

Down to Florida

I got a room at a Holiday Inn

There was an earthquake in California

Must be the reason why this place was shakin'

Down in the barroom it was

Loaded with servicemen

That's loaded servicemen

Elbow to elbow

I said, "Scuze me, blood

Just what is shakin?"

He say, "Girls on the dance floor

Wrestling in jello"

And the joint was jammin'

From the pumpin' by the D. J

They were rappin' and clappin'

When up steps Little Sheba

[Chorus]

Little Sheba, she's as tough as you find

She's the local color burnin' like a Florida Pine

They raise the girls on gator down here, doncha know

Little Sheba, she's the favorite one

Everybody's got their money on her 9 to 1

They raise the girls on gator down here, doncha know

[Verse 2]

Into the ring steps her worthy opponent

A nasty little vixen with a New York vibe

Before Little Sheba could say

"Welcome to Dixie"

She kicked all her buttons

And punched out her headlights

And the crowd was reelin'

They were chomping and chanting

They can't believe what they're seein'

Didn't look good for Little Sheba

[Chorus]

Little Sheba, she's as tough as you find

She's the local color burnin' like a Florida pine

They raise the girls on gator down here, doncha know

Little Sheba, she's the favorite one

Everybody's got money on her 9 to 1

They raise the girls on gator down here, doncha know

[Verse 3]

Now to make a long story

Just a little bit longer

Little Sheba was humbled on that humid night

She returned from emergency

With a fistful of fractures

Our fabled femme fatale

Spoilin' for another fight

[Chorus]

Little Sheba, she's as tough as you find

She's the local color burnin' like a Florida Pine

Little Sheba, she's the favorite one

Everybody's got money on her 9 to 1

They raise the girls on

They raise the girls on

They raise the girls on gators down here, doncha know

[Outro]

Little Sheba!

Little Sheba

Little Sheba

Hey, Little Sheba!

Little Sheba

Little Sheba