How to Rob (Clean)

[Intro: The Madd Rapper & 50 Cent]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, y'all know who this is, boy, for real

The art of getting robbed

This is how we do, Brooklyn-style, boy, you know what I'm saying?

R.I.P. B.I.G., n----, R.I.P. P.A.C

R.I.P.—Enough of that s---, it's time to O.D

I got my n---- 50 Cent, yo, this is how it feels how to rob a industry n----, yo

Don't take this s--- serious, though, we just bugging the f--- out

One time

But y'all can take it how you want it, word

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]

The bottom line is: I'm a crook with a deal

If my record don't sell, I'ma rob and steal

You better recognize, dog, I'm straight from the street

These industry cats is starting to look like something to eat

I snatch Kim, tell Puff, "You wanna see her again?

Dance your ass down to the nearest ATM"

I have dreams of sex and a R&B chick

But I wake up early and bounce with all her s---

When I apply pressure, son, it ain't even funny

I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money

Brian McKnight? I can stick son anytime

Have Keith sweating, staring down the barrel on my nine

Since these Harlem World cats seem to all be fam

I put the gun to Cardan, tell him, "Tell your man"

Mason Betha, haha

Come up off that watch now - I mean right now

The only excuse for being broke is being in jail

An entertainer can't make bail, he broke as hell

I'd rob O.D.B., but that'd be a waste of time (Yeah)

Probably have to clap him, run and toss the nine

I'd follow Fox in the drop for four blocks

Plotting to jux her for that rock Kurupt copped

What Jigga just sold, like four mil? He got something to live for (Uh-huh)

Don't want a killer putting four through that Bentley Coupe door

I'll manhandle Case like "Dope, get on the ground

You ain't with Mary no more, where you getting chips from now?"

I been scheming on Tone and Poke since they found me

Steve know not to wear that platinum jewels around me

I'm a klepto, nah, for real, son, I'm sick

I'm 'bout to stick Slick Rick for all that old school s---

Right now, I'm bent, and when I get like this, I don't think

About to make Stevie J take off that tight-ass mink

I rob Pun wit out a gun, snatch his piece and run (Uh-huh)

Yo he weigh four hundred pounds, how he gon' catch me, son? Huh?

[Chorus: The Madd Rapper]

This ain't serious (Uh-uh)

Being broke can make you delirious (Word)

So we rob and steal so our wallets can be bigger

50 Cent, how it feel to rob a industry n----? (Tell 'em, son)

This ain't serious (Uh-uh)

Being broke can make you delirious (Uh-huh)

So we rob and steal so our wallets can be bigger

50 Cent, how it feel to rob a industry n----?

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]

I'll catch P and Silkk the Shocker right after the Grammys

And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami

Run up on Timbaland and Missy with the pound

Like, "You, give me the cash; you, put the hotdog down"

I figured it out, these cats been robbing Joe before (Uh-huh)

That's why his ass don't wanna be a player no more

My attitude while robbing J.D.? "F--- you, pay me!" (Yeah)

Had Da Brat with em, should've had his gat with him

DMX wanna get down?

Well you tell homie

I'm on it like Treach, I do my dirt all by my lonely

I should rob Clue, man, his joint did well

I wanna stick TQ, but he ain't sell

I hit the studios, take all jewels and leave (Uh-huh)

Catch Rae, Ghost, and RZA for them funny-ass rings (What)

Tell Sticky give me the cash before I empty three

I'll beat your ass like that white boy on MTV

Canibus wanna battle while I'm sticking him up

Cancel the cab, the coroner's picking 'em up

Heavy tried to hide his jewels, ayy, man, I saw you

He said, "Why you robbing me? I got nothing but love for you!"

Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece

Told him I want it all; he said, "Even my gold teeth?"

I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black Jeep

"One at a time, get out and take off your shine"

Did you ever think that you would be this rich?

Did you ever think that you would have these hits?

Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine

And walk off with your s--- like it's mines?

I'ma keep sticking cats until I'm living

I'll rob Boyz II Men like I'm Michael Bivins

Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robin Givens (Yeah)

I'm hungry for real, I'm about to stick Mister Cee

You know he's still eating off Big first LP

I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor

He asked me if I had enough—I told him, "Gimme some more"

If you feeling this? Then wait for the sequel

I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbing God's people, what!

[Chorus: The Madd Rapper]

This ain't serious (Uh-uh)

Being broke can make you delirious (Word)

So we rob and steal so our wallets can be bigger

50 Cent, how it feel to rob a industry n----? (Tell 'em, son)

This ain't serious (Uh-uh)

Being broke can make you delirious (Uh-huh)

So we rob and steal so our wallets can be bigger

50 Cent, how it feel to rob a industry n----?

[Outro: The Madd Rapper]

Yo, yo, for real, son, it's The Madd Rapper, you know what I'm saying?

And for real, you know what I'm saying, n----s just got to get stuck up, yo—that's just how it goes down

It don't matter if you a industry n---- or a regular n---- or a b----

It really don't matter—if you got it and I need it, I want it

You know what I'm saying? That's just how it go down

50 Cent ain't f---ing around

Trackmasters ain't f---ing around

Crazy Cat ain't f---ing around

The Madd Rapper ain't f---ing around

You know what I'm saying?

So, watch your backs, watch your pocketbooks, watch your pockets

Watch everybody on the train, watch everybody on the buses

'Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not