In Da Pub

[Intro]

Go go go go go go

Go on love, it's my birthday

You look tarty love, it's my birthday

I'll buy you a bacardi love, it's my birthday

And you know I'm having a laugh, it's not my birthday

[Hook]

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs

So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs

So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

[Verse 1]

When I pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova

When I hit the bar it's ten pints before I'm over

I came to watch the game 'cause I'm a blackburn rover

And I munch on M&Ms while I'm downing Smirnova

But only nothing's changed cash down bottoms up

And I got a paper cut from rolling my rizzla up

If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a geez or a gimp

'Cause I fell down my stairs and now I walk with a limp

In the crap bits of Watford they say 50 you hot

They like me I want them to love me like lesbian pop

But go to Hemel Hempstead and they'll tell you I'm crazy

'Cause I once got drunk and humped a statue of a lady

But I'm fully focused now, tea and coffee on my mind

Got a part time job in the daily grind

Now this girl yeah she likes my hair she likes my car

Her friend is fit but she's as ugly as tar

[Hook]

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs

So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs

So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

[Bridge]

My girlfriend's mum gave me the cash

That bought me all my fancy stuff

My couch, my fridge, my plates, my weights

Look mate I'm tied down but I ain't changed

[Verse 2]

And you should love it way more than I hate it

You're like my dad, your fashion sense is outdated

I'm that bloke by the bar when I'm on my round

You're that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound

When the beats are pumping I get my macarena on

My mates drag me to my chair before the end of the song

If the roof's on fire someone dial nine-nine-nine

And if you wanna get drunk love it isn't a crime

I'll tell you what I tell every girl - you're fit, nice hair

If you don't wanna rush it, here's another Red Square

Or I could tell my mates I'll be round the back with a Kronenbourg

They'll know where we [fucking] be yeah

[Hook]

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs

So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

You can find me in the pub with a pint of bud

Look love I got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

I'm into playing darts, I ain't into growing shrubs

So come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed

[Outro]

Don't act like you don't know where I've been either mum

In the pub all the time mum

It's about to pop off mum

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