Jam

[Intro: Girl #1 & (Girl #2)]

Hello?

(Hello, Theresa?)

Yeah, it's me

(Yo, what up kid?)

What's up?

(Yo, we going to this joint tonight?)

Word

(Word up, what you wearing?)

I don't know, I'll probably throw on my black leggings and my Tommy Hilfiger tee shirt, 'cause it's hot outside

(Word up, I'm feelin' my sun, to get jiggity with the fellas)

Word up

(Can you dig?)

Yeah, no doubt. I gotta look right for the nigga

(Ha, ya know what I'm sayin'? A'ight yo, that shit gon' be ill)

A'ight

[Verse 1: Q-Tip]

It was Friday afternoon in the middle of June

Heineken bottle caps and the aroma of boom

Around the time everybody just got home from class

Shootin' dice, talkin' shit, hopin' the cash would last

Yo, this was around the time when I didn't know no better

Juney rolled around in a tinted-out Jetta

[Verse 2: Phife Dawg]

Then he introduced me to that hydro smoke

And I took one toke, yo, I almost choked

See, I never smoked before, so my nerves got shot

Then he told me about the party at the spot Jamroc

It was guaranteed on, but I said "Son, chill"

There's a joint around the way that's supposed to be real, word

[Verse 3: Q-Tip]

He said we got all day, so we gonna do it right

Hit your man's joint first and Jamrock in one night

Then I said "Aight", then I hopped inside the Jetty

Let me take a shower, I'm sweaty, and then I'll be ready

Tonight is the night I get my groove on steady

And get my drink on with that Ford named Betty

I went upstairs to get fly, smoke my Thai

Drunk some liquor, to meet my high quicker

Now, I'm type stimo, the party is the M.O. 

Me and my crew, we get it started like a demo

Eleven in the evenin', I'm feelin' like a heathen

This thing is goin' down, and I highly doubt I'm leavin'

Booty cheeks are in motion, and the kids was drinkin' potion

Word is bond, that Black Moon joint got me open

(Don't front)

[Verse 4: Consequence]

Yo, the DJ flipped the script

Threw on the good shit that made the kid lose his grip

Blendin' Risin' to the Top and got these shorties hoppin'

Number coppin', ain't no stoppin' me now

Yo, I'm bound to win 'til that thing kicked in

The Alizé had me stuck, I don't know where to begin

[Verse 5: Q-Tip, Phife Dawg & Consequence]

Now I'm feelin' kinda jaded, wild, incoherent

Me and the fellas started actin' irreverent

Butt grabbin', mad laughin', just assin'

Then that chick caught up, the shorty lookin' fed up

They said you jonesin' with this one, you gibbin' with that one

A-yo, I'm just doin' my thing, yo, I'm just havin' fun

You don't see me in here wildin', pullin' out no gun

Yo, I see some of that thing, girl, and I want some

So let's step inside the sauna so that we can rap on

Over this bumpin' ass song, plus some Dom Perignon

I hit ya with the good lovin', plus filet mignon

Yeah, yeah, scrammy scrams, that's that same old song

A-yo, tell me why the hell your breath smells so strong?

Yo, put some brakes on your yappin' or you won't live long

Please, nigga, push on

Alright, scrams, see you later (Scrams?)

Can't mess with these street sharks or these alligators

I can't take it no more, yo, it's damn near four

I've been partyin' and drinkin' since I came out my door

Look at these kids about to mix it, damn, where's the exit?

Son jetted to the ride and got the burner out the Lexus

Yo, he cocked his joint back like he's about to let 'em have it

Kid, I kept it movin' like the Energizer rabbit

Yo-yo! A-yo, yo-yo! It's time to skate, ain't no time to contemplate

(Whoops! Looka there, there's Jake)

[Outro: Skit]

[Cop]

Alright, you guys wanna move the cars? C'mon, let's go

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

[Q-Tip]

Yo, c'mon, Al, that shit was fucked up, man

Yo, that nigga fuckin' pulled outta the burner like that?

Yo, let's get the fuck up outta here

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

A-yo, why them niggas always assin' out, man?

Yo, them niggas always assin' out, man

They can't even have a good one on a hot summer night, man

I'm tired, man! Word up

This hot shit be makin' niggas act stupid!

Niggas be actin' stupid in this hot weather, baby

[Phife Dawg]

Yo, it's 3 o'clock in the morning

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

Hey, 'Mal, man, I'm tired of these funny style niggas, man

[Phife Dawg]

It's hotter than a witch's crotch, son

[Phife Dawg]

What's up, son?

[Q-Tip]

Get in the car, kid!

What the fuck is you doin', man?

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

C'mon, man, get in, man! It's hot as hell, I need some A.C., man!

[Phife Dawg]

Muhammad, I can't close the door, you fat boy!

[Q-Tip]

'Cause of yo' fat ass

[Phife Dawg]

Yo, it's Muhammad

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

It ain't no Muhammad, man

[Q-Tip]

Yo, will y'all shut the fuck up, man?

Y'all in my motherfuckin' car, man

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

C'mon man... Yo, why you kid- why you talkin' to me like that, man?

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Baby

[Q-Tip]

I'm sayin', man...

Hol' up! Can I say somethin' please, man?

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad & Phife Dawg]

What's up, man? What up?

What? What you gotta say?

[Q-Tip]

Yo... every fuckin' time, man, we go out, man

We always gettin' fuckin' tore the fuck down

These broads be fuckin' shammin' like it's fuckin'...

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

Yo, 'Mal, you hot, man?

[Phife Dawg]

Fakin' ass...

[Q-Tip]

... and I'm tired of it, man

I'm 22 years old!

And I get crazy high every time I go to a party, man

And the stupid shit be jumpin' off man

[Ali Shaheed Muhammad]

I ain't gonna front, I agree, man, word up

[Q-Tip]

I can't have this no more, I've gotta find somethin' new, man