Pubic Enemy

[Intro: DJ Red Alert]

Check this out, Kool DJ Red Alert

With my man, Q-Tip

[Verse 1: Q-Tip]

In the morning, woke up from sexual pleasures

Looked at her sexual partner

Who acquainted her acquaintance

Five hours ago at a disco

She went lower than low, into limbo

A thought crossed the mind, her, a bimbo

She answered no, so she had to go.. on with the program

Credence, it seems that I've forgotten your name

But it seems that she's done the same

And now something has happened

Suddenly, she's been distracted

By somethin' that has been attracted

She poked and poked, and smacked at it

Then she broke down and she scratched it

Now, I think you understand

Clinic — saw the doctor flex his biceps

Then he picked up a pair of forceps

Her pretty face showed fright!

Right then and there, she fainted

A really grim picture is painted

The brother who she acquainted

Was the enemy, scary ain't it?

The Pubic Enemy

[Interlude: Kool DJ Red Alert]

YEAH!

Let me tell you more about pubic enemy

Ay, Q-Tip...

[Verse 2: Q-Tip]

Old King Cole was a merry old soul

Had a lady queen, married since 18

He protested, that he was infested

Get lots of love, and he couldn't digest it

All propaganda, one big fat lie

'Cause I see the king with my very own eye

Schemed and schemed like a crack fiend king

And poppin' up on the teenage scene

And poppin and pimpin' on honeys with moneys

Whole situation to me was kinda funny

He hold the crown, but not the jimmy hat

Now he wears a frown, and the jimmy hates that

So the fair maiden in the royal bedroom

Caught the king scratchin', so she had to assume

That he got vicked by the enemy's trick

The thought of cheatin' made the maiden so sick

That she screamed and screamed, went on and kept screamin'

Threw a pot and his dome was beamin'

You could hear him yellin' in the motherland

"Baby, baby, please, baby, understand"

She ignored, walked through the gate

The king is in the kingdom to await his fate.. of the enemy

The Pubic Enemy

[Verse 3: Q-Tip & Kool DJ Red Alert]

Propmaster (Yeah?)

Please listen to me (What?)

Somethin' is lurkin' by the Jimbrowski

(Who? Jenny?)

No, not propulated

A horrible creature that must be penetrated

He gets all into ya, then he tries to do ya

You better run fast, he's gonna pursue the...

(What!? Yo! listen here, Propmaster whiz, no one fears...)

Okay, bro, just thought I'd let ya know

How he lives, and how he go

Watch yourself when you're out on the run

The enemy is missed, we'll have too much fun

There's four friends of mine that thought they were bad

And laid up this girl, so now they're sad

They scratched and scratched like it was Saturdays and...

[Outro: Kool DJ Red Alert]

Listen here, this is Kool DJ Red Alert

Known as the true, the only, the very one, the Propmaster

There's only one thing I gotta tell ya

There's a whole lotta propmasters out there

You know what I mean?

Shaheed a propmaster

Q-Tip a propmaster

The Jungle Brothers a propmaster

BDP a propmaster

45 King a propmaster

I won't tell you nuthin' 'bout the ladies

They ain't no propmaster

But you know who's the main propmaster — ME!

Hup!