Titsenas

[Intro]

[Verse 1:]

Seen a little freak in the shape of a number eight

Up the street, I proceed to investigate

Lord know I wanna penetrate, and I can’t wait

Damn shame, from here I can’t even see her damn face

I’m outside, smokin’ a black, she hopped in a car

And drove closer to where I was at

I was are, without hesitation I flagged her down

A military casket, she drove right past me

It kinda hurt ‘til she threw it in reverse

Said, “That ain’t the way you greet a lady in the street jerk!”

I’m like, “My mistake, how’s ya day goin’?”

Knowin’ I’m envisionin’ her nipples through her t-shirt

She said, “It’s goin’ good, how’s yours?”

I said, "It would be goin’ beautiful if I was yours"

"Now quit the bullshit, I’ve heard it all before

My eyes are up here, they ain’t in my bra boy"

I chuckled a little bit, she chuckled a little bit

I said, "What you finna do?" She said, "None of ya business"

Long story short, she ain’t gimme the math

But I know what she did have

[Hook:]

Titsenas (Hey)

Titsenas (Oww)

X2

Forreal

[Verse 2:]

Got this little thang, call her Coca-Cola classic

And whatever Coca-Cola want, Coca-Cola havin' it

Coca-Cola wanna go to Angola with her Aunt Rosa

Guess what? I’ma have to make it happen (Why?)

Cause not only does Coca-Cola resemble a Coca-Cola bottle

And shit, she probably could fit

A whole Coca-Cola bottle where she swallow and shit

And then swallow the shit, ‘til the whole Coca-Cola bottle

Turn hollow, she won’t leave a drop of that shit (Thirsty)

White kids in Ghana and shit

I should tell you Coca-Cola’s a dime

In 1950, Coca-Cola was a dime

And we all know things get better with time

What you think she hit for 60 years down the line?

Never mind, Coca-Cola only thing on mine

I hope she succeeds but I wanna see her behind

And Coca-Cola so bad, I’m dippin in my lil’ stash

Trickin’ up the ass, trippin’

"You spendin’ all ya cash, Ab! Why you do that?"

[Hook:]

Titsenas (Hey)

Titsenas (Oww)

X2

Forreal

[Verse 3:]

In one of my other lives, I had a Ph.D

I’ll tell you ‘bout the patient that stood out the most to me

Imagine Pamela Anderson-Lee but naturally

Big booty, suitably named Judy

She told my nurse she feelin’ sick as hell

My nurse took her temperature, she still couldn’t tell

No sign of cold, no fever, so she don’t believe her

Told her wait in line, be [?] for me to see her

I called her in, told her thrown on a gown

And make yourself comfortable, go ahead and lay down

I gave her courtesy, walked out, came back in

Put the stethoscope to her, didn’t hear nothing wild

Okay, I’ma need you to open your mouth wide

You familiar with Trey Songz, right? Yeah, say ahh

Hmm, there’s nothing wrong in here

I’m startin’ to strongly question why this woman is here

Ma’am, I really must ask

Is this sickness you insist really that bad?

She looked at me and said, “That’s why I’m here Dr. Ab”

But all she has is

[Hook]

Titsenas (Hey)

Titsenas (Oww)

X2

Forreal

[Outro]