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[Chorus: Abhi the Nomad]

That's just how it is

Girl, you ain't my guest, I can't put you on no list

Please don't check the wrist

I must be olympic, look at all my rings

I am not a gymnast, I don't do no splits

I don't do no splits

[Verse 1: Abhi the Nomad]

Take your shoes off at the front of me home

Cabinet stacked up with the sauces by the cinnamon cloves (Woo)

It don't feel right if that white rice getting done on the stove (Yeah)

I mean, I'm fuckin' asian like I'm Sunny Leone

Chip on my shoulder

A7S on my chest, I'm pulling on the focus

Hit the PF to rep, the PR is broken (Broken)

I'm all across the web, but I'm Andy, I don't social (Nah)

The first part of my album was my Tobey, now I Topher shit

B-back on the tour bus, 'bout to jurassic and rattle the coaster

Look at me floatin', y'all mix the rap and the indie now

Stop the pretendin', who really invented the potion?

'Fore they go switch up and leave it because it ain't trending

Remember who stuck with the motive

And my manager kosher, I should've made it in '06

Fuck out this bitch

Can't pretend I didn't fuck up the motion

I could've stuck with the pop shit and OD'd

Me and Kato gave you Jordan and Kobe

Y'all wasn't making a pit at the show

Please play floors

Felt like I couldn't connect with the kids like I'm B. Pitt and Jolie (What?)

Now I'm goin' Kenobi

[Chorus: Abhi the Nomad]

Yeah, but that's just how it is

Girl, you ain't my guest, I can't put you on no list

Please don't check the wrist

I must be olympic, look at all my rings

I am not a gymnast, I don't do no splits

I don't do no splits

I don't do no splits

All I do is, yeah (Woo)

[Verse 2: SVDP]

Homebody turned head hunter

This introvert goin' extra out

Going extraordinary

Just to bury couple Larry, Curly Mo's

Red rumin' shit

Call me Ebenezer, greedy with the gold

Might as well touch a Billy Jean

'Fore you ever see me splittin' half the dough

I don't do acrobatics

I been dead-hanging on these bars

Over dead men walking

Not knowing that they

Dead already, I'ma let 'em live for a little

Let 'em all free fall down

'Til they land in the land where they walk with them billy goat legs

And a tail, and a hand with a sickle

M. Night movie turned real life, 4K

Broad daylight, got beat with a nightstick, ya

If we talkin' splits, then I'm talking 95/5

If we talking GOATs, then I'm going '95 Nas

Tried to tell 'em duck, but they ended up as foie gras

Rappers on a label's table, doin' that cha-cha

Ha-ha, what a time, what a time to be independent

Every six months, got them A&Rs

Knockin' on the windows, salivating, tryin' to offer me a deal

Bitch, I need nine figures and a happy meal

I need five bitches and stack of bills

Just to make it rain on your CEO

Then wipe my ass with the contract

Then I turn around and I tell 'em no

All my shorties most wanted

Got red dots on 'em

Unapologetic, wearing saris and a balaclava

That'll pop you like a piñata, ya

All my broads got box cutters in bras

Incase them cops come around

Pop unannounced

Tryin' to box with god, nah

Tell 'em I been back on my shit

Go figure that show fees go for a figure

That looks like logos made for olympics

This is (This that)

Brown boy, sound boy burial

Southside, roof off

Uncut, raw shit

Fuck that, hands up

Run that, watch up

Times up, give me that

Whole pie, I don't do no splits

[Chorus: Abhi the Nomad]

I don't do no splits

I don't do no splits

All I do is, yeah

I don't do no splits

Split, yeah, yeah

Uh-huh

I don't do no splits

Split, all I do is, yeah

[Outro]

Abhi, please shut the hell up

Harrison literally told me you guys do not even have a system on the road with you right now

Not even a Switch, not even a Steam Deck, not even a fuckin' Game Boy

So shut the hell up and don't even talk to me about video games

I don't even play Genshin Impact

If anything, this meme would apply to me if you would had said Overwatch, dumbass