Big Ten Inch Record

[Verse 1]

Got me the strangest woman

Believe me this trick's no cinch

But I really get her going

When I whip out my big ten inch

[Chorus]

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well a band that plays the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues

[Verse 2]

Last night I tried to tease her

I gave my love a little pinch

She said now stop that jivin'

Now whip out your big ten inch

[Chorus]

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well a band that plays the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues

[Verse 3]

I, I, I cover her with kisses

And when we're in a lover's clinch

She gets all excited

When she begs for my big ten inch

[Chorus]

Record of a band that plays the blues

Well a band that plays the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues

[Harmonica Solo]

[Verse 4]

My girl don't go for smoking

And liquor just make her flinch

Seems she don't go for nothing

'Cept for my big ten inch

[Chorus]

Record of a band that plays the blues

Band that plays the blues

She just love my big ten inch

Record of her favorite blues