Schadenfreude

[Intro]

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

[Verse 1]

My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude

I've got schadenfreude stuck in my teeth

There is no scarcity of epicaricacy

I want more schadenfreude, thank you, please

[Verse 2]

I'm so filled with hate, I can barely contain

All my joy when a dickhead is thwarted

Junk food for the soul is still food when you're hungry

And everything is so goddamn distorted

[Chorus]

I wanna bottle this feeling

I wanna take a bump of it

It's a beautiful, American еmotion

[Verse 3]

Mine eyes start to bleed, gluеd to my Schadenfeed™

It's a wonder why I haven't gotten cancer yet

What with wave after wave of the hatred-filled haze

I inhale night and day on the internet

[Chorus]

I wish that I could eat it

That it could cure diseases

I wish that it made anything better than this

[Bridge]

And I'm no Rod and Todd, but I do got a god

Goddamn god in and outside of me

So I can't rightly say why I laugh at the pain

But I guess you could say that I'm just fucking mean

[Verse 4]

My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude

Like a god loves to rot out your teeth

And I'm so fucking bitter, I can barely remember

That you reap what you sow and you sow what you reap

[Outro]

Please deliver you

Please deliver me

Please deliver all of the people from this

Please deliver you

Please deliver me

Please deliver all of the people from this