This Charade

[Intro]

Allday the critter

Soon I'll Be In Cali

I can't keep this charade up any longer

[Chorus]

Uh, so can I be honest for a second?

Will you forgive me if I am?

I can't keep this charade up any longer

Let it ride, let it ride out

[Verse 1]

In high school, I had a pizza face

Op shop clothes, girls gave me the snob nose

Freak of nature, funny how the seasons change

Now the same hoes scream my name

And you won't hear me complain, I'm keen for it

Nothing's gonna be the same, I need more of it now

I used to fall in love like a trap door

Now I wonder what the fucking hell the trap's for

Now I wonder what the fucking hell I rap for

'Cause all I talk is pussy, all I see is catwalks

Want a Lamborghini, not a second-hand Ford

Sit in my room, wondering what I stand for

Just pour the damn drink in my glass now

And I will dumb myself down 'til I pass out

And wake up tomorrow and regret it all

With another girl's number I will never call

[Chorus]

So can I be honest for a second?

Will you forgive me if I am?

'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer

Na-na-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah

This charade, this charade

This charade, this charade

'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride out

[Verse 2]

So I get high, I get high like altitudes

I get high where they bottle the Mountain Dew

And wherever I'm at, that's the powder room

And here's my soul, watch me pour it out for you

And my car broke down two months ago

I wanna fix it, really, but my money's slow

So excuse me if I'm ready to fucking blow

All of a sudden and then hook up everyone I know

And excuse my French, I'm uncivilised

I'm just writing it out as I live my life

But my life became a poem of its own

'Cause I can either make it or slowly go on home

And I think about it, the moment I'm alone

I'm so scared to fail, here's hoping that I won't

But I don't really ever sleep

I just lie here, alone, perpetually

[Chorus]

So can I be honest for a second?

Will you forgive me if I am?

'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer

Na-na-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah

This charade, this charade

This charade, this charade

'Cause I can't keep this charade up any longer

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride out

[Outro]

And my ego grows, every minute it thickens

And I'm looking through magazines, just picking out chickens

Like I could have her and her, and her and her, and her and her

And it's so appalling, so appalling

And I can't keep this charade up

Na-na-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah-nah

This charade, this charade