Hey Kids (April Fools)

Tonight we honor

The original

I see it all the time

And hey it's kinda sad

The sheer amount of it's

The reason I've gone mad

When did this trend begin

The one they all adore

Now I'm

Selected and dissected

In this comparing war

In this comparing war

But still they ask for more...

(Hey ya kno)

(This is great 'n all)

(But the original was just so much better)

I'm going crazy

Why be so obsessed with who has

Done it best

It's not a contest

No

I'm going crazy

My God

The thought alone is toxic

You know (oh oh ohh)

I'm going crazy

So swallow back your poisonous opinion

You're only doing harm

I'm going crazy

But if that's your aim

You're workin' it like a charm

I'm going crazy

Why be so obsessеd

With who has done it best

Just let us do our own thing

I'm going crazy

So cut it out

Or I'll bе back

The next April Fools