Fuck Me Pumps (Live At Shepherd’s Bush Empire, London / 2007)

[Intro]

Alright, baby, whenever you're ready

[Verse 1]

When you walk in the bar

And you’re dressed like a star

Rockin' your "eff me" pumps

And a man notice you with your Gucci bag crew

Can't tell who he looking to

’Cause you all look the same, everyone knows your name

And that's your whole claim to fame

You never miss a night, 'cause your dream in life

Is to be a footballer's wife

[Chorus]

You don't like players

That's what you say

But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire

You don't like ballers

Don’t do nothing for ya

But you’d love a rich man six-foot-two or taller

[Verse 2]

You'rе more than a fan lookin’ for a man

But you end up with one-night stands

Hе could be your whole life if you got past one night

But that part never goes right

In the morning, you're vexed, haha

He's on to the next

And, and you didn't even get no text

So don’t be too upset when they call you a sket

'Cause like the news, every day, you get pressed

[Chorus]

You don't like players

That's what you say

But you really wouldn't mind a millionaire

All them big ballers

Don't do nothing for ya

But you'd love a rich man six-foot-two or taller

[Verse 3]

You can't sit down right 'cause your jeans are too tight

And you're lucky it's ladies' night

So with your big empty purse

Every week it gets worse

At least your breast cost more than hers

So you did Miami 'cause you got there for free

But somehow, you missed the plane

You did too much E

You met somebody and you spent the night getting caned

[Bridge]

Without girls like you, there'd be no fun

We'd go to the club and not see anyone

Without girls like you, there's no night life

All those men just go home to their wives

Now don't be mad at me 'cause you're pushing thirty

And your old tricks no longer work

Yeah, you should have known from the jump

That you always get dumped

So dust off your "fuck me" pumps

[Outro]

Thank you