I'm Not A Loser

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I'm not a fan, not a fan of traditions
I just want to get pissed here in my kitchen
I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser)

People look at me like I am a hooker
But I just want to be a venue booker
I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser)

All these bad boys want to spank me
Guess its just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky panky
They all want the hanky panky

All these bad boys want to spank me
Guess its just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky panky

I'm deaf, I'm blind, but I'm alright
I'm poor
I'm broke but I'm just fine
I'm deaf, I'm blind but I'm alright, I'm poor
I'm broke but I'm just fine

I fell asleep down there in the gutter
But its no worries its a smooth as butter
I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser)
My room mates think that I am a cunt
But I pay the rent on time every month
I'm not a loser, no. I'm not a loser (Shes not a loser)

I just had the best coffee
I got no worrries
It's sunny outside and I'm gonna seal it
It's December, it's only getting hot now
That's alright for tequila

I'm deaf, I'm blind but I'm alright, I'm poor
I'm broke but I'm just fine
All these bad boys want to spank me
Guess its just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky panky
They all want the hanky panky

All these bad boys want to spank me
Guess its just their way to thank me
They all want the hanky panky
I'm deaf, I'm blind but I'm alright, I'm poor
I'm broke but I'm just fine
I'm deaf. I'm blind but I'm alright. I'm poor
I'm broke but I'm just fine!