Stone Cold Sober

Never get to bed before sunup

Always getting caught in the rain

Sometimes I might get in trouble

Never was I one to complain

Forget about your vast degrees, yeah

Ain't it worth it when you're out on cloud thirty-three

Stone cold sober again

Down in the alley again

Stone cold sober again

Never found a dime in the gutter

Always get my best friends drunk

If the pres'dent tries to call on me

Say "Andy, come on over for lunch"

I'd say, "Gentleman, excuse me please

But I'm busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three"

Sunday is a drag so forget it

Monday you can make up for that

Tuesday take a taste for dinner

If you'd only spend it in bed

But on Thursday night prepare for the weekend

And let Friday disappear into Saturday morning