Beans

I thought I was good

But then I found out

That I was no good

To scream and too shout

Cos’ unless I’m very careful

My tie gets in the sauce

It can be very embarrassing

I thought I was good

But then I found out

That I was no good

To scream and too shout

When I was young

I used to run

Down the street

Cos’ I was searching for sweets

I’m always seeing adverts

Where boys just talk in lines

And sayin’ how much they like Heinz beans

And eat them all the time

Well that’s not very clever

I’m not all that impressed

Cos’ everybody like Heinz beans

Cos’ Heinz beans are the best