Credit

- Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago? I just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed, uh, I don't want a refund, or...

- Ah, I'm sorry son...

- ...Can you just, uh, give me another one?

- ...No

The sale is final, no rebates

If you're a member you can come and say

Sir would you help me or give me a break in credit (credit)

You read the fine print and you signed

No we're not authorized, the card's declined (Oh!)

If you'll just sign here, we can change your dimes in credit (credit)

In credit we win you lose

In credit our choices by you

In credit, go buy something used

Credit, credit credit credit (check it)

The warranties do not suffice

You bought at cost, oh well, you paid the price

The policy is clear, it says "you break, you buy" - some credit (credit)

We'll send you coupons in the mail

It's quite a mark-off so don't buy retail

Go get a loan for what we get wholesale in credit (credit, credit)

Credit, do what you're told

In credit, returned when you're old

In credit, to have and to hold

In credit, get that check, check it, credit

Uh, credit (may I help?)

Your driving record is not clean

Your mortgage payments remain outstanding

Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit (credit, credit!)

All is fair and fair's a game

The game is buying and you're forced to play

When you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit (credit, a lotta credit)

For credit we'll always come back

With credit you'll never keep track

Do credit, it's better than crack

Bad credit, no turning back

Credit (Oh, I've got bad credit, woah!)

Credit, uh huh, oh (What's that?)

Credit, oh (To have and to hold, it hurts me)

Credit (Makes me so hot)

Take it back, take it back, take it back

Then go right away, to an ATM machine, just right away

Could go right away and check your credit, check it, check your balance

While you're at it, check your credit

No, give me some credit, for being retarded at least