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"Deathcrush 99" is a track by Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti, from the album Scared Famous/FF˃˃, released 2001. Full lyrics are available below.
Lyrics
Ariel Pink's inside the house Ariel Pink Ariel wants to fuck all your children Right now Deathcrush He's got a deathcrush He's got a deathcrush He's got a deathcrush '99 He's got a deathcrush '99 He's got a deathcrush '99 He's got a deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 Today Now let me tell ya First time I put the laundry in I couldn't complain But upon return I learned The water cycle will not end The dryer blew a fuse My clothes were so damp What's worse We're in the middle Ariel is the master of this house He's coming for you... Oh god! Deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 Okay, it seems my house is falling apart It has a perpetual slant That I fear may be infested with larva and other vermin As I watched the land lean more to one side I could see the silhouettes collecting (Sweep it up, a little, sweep it up, a little) God, and the dustbin's got cobwebs on it (Sweep it up, a little, sweep it up, a little) I guess some incense will do Oh, and, and what's worse No one will visit me anymore On account of a distinct but nameless odor Emanating from under the couch I could go on the hunt, but I'm afraid of what I might find No matter what I'm immune to it and I can't [?] anyway There was a man who lived in a shoe Well, he probably smells better than I do (Sweep it up, sweep it up) I've got a half-eaten pie out here That's been sitting out for two weeks, alright? (Sweep it up, sweep it up) [?] Mom, can you come over? No, Ariel To pick up my mess! You can get it— So what [?] if I did? [?] You know what [?] Mother? [?] Excuse me mister, I suggest you take— Fuck it! I'll just move out! I'm outta here I do say! See ya, bye Uh! Consider yourselves hostage This is my party You can cry if you want to I don't care If it's any consolation, I like you You know, I chose you 'Cause you're my deathcrush '99 Deathcrush '99 You're my deathcrush '99 You're my deathcrush '99 Romeo Romeo Romeo Romeo Romeo Romeo Romeo Romeo 'Cause you're my deathcrush 'Cause you're my deathcrush 'Cause you're my deathcrush 'Cause you're my deathcrush 'Cause you're my deathcrush 'Cause you're my deathcrush You're invited to play this song Anytime, anywhere you want I appreciate you opening the door Invite me in your life By listening once more You're my deathcrush Yeah! Woah, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh my god! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh, wow! Woah! Wow! Yow! Yow! Yow! Wow!
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