Ariel Pink's inside the house
Ariel Pink
Ariel wants to fuck all your children
Right now
Deathcrush
He's got a deathcrush
He's got a deathcrush
He's got a deathcrush '99
He's got a deathcrush '99
He's got a deathcrush '99
He's got a deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Today
Now let me tell ya
First time I put the laundry in
I couldn't complain
But upon return I learned
The water cycle will not end
The dryer blew a fuse
My clothes were so damp
What's worse
We're in the middle
Ariel is the master of this house
He's coming for you...
Oh god!
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
Okay, it seems my house is falling apart
It has a perpetual slant
That I fear may be infested with larva and other vermin
As I watched the land lean more to one side
I could see the silhouettes collecting
(Sweep it up, a little, sweep it up, a little)
God, and the dustbin's got cobwebs on it
(Sweep it up, a little, sweep it up, a little)
I guess some incense will do
Oh, and, and what's worse
No one will visit me anymore
On account of a distinct but nameless odor
Emanating from under the couch
I could go on the hunt, but I'm afraid of what I might find
No matter what I'm immune to it and I can't [?] anyway
There was a man who lived in a shoe
Well, he probably smells better than I do
(Sweep it up, sweep it up)
I've got a half-eaten pie out here
That's been sitting out for two weeks, alright?
(Sweep it up, sweep it up)
[?]
Mom, can you come over?
No, Ariel
To pick up my mess!
You can get it—
So what [?] if I did? [?]
You know what [?] Mother? [?]
Excuse me mister, I suggest you take—
Fuck it! I'll just move out!
I'm outta here
I do say!
See ya, bye
Uh!
Consider yourselves hostage
This is my party
You can cry if you want to
I don't care
If it's any consolation, I like you
You know, I chose you
'Cause you're my deathcrush '99
Deathcrush '99
You're my deathcrush '99
You're my deathcrush '99
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
Romeo
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
'Cause you're my deathcrush
You're invited to play this song
Anytime, anywhere you want
I appreciate you opening the door
Invite me in your life
By listening once more
You're my deathcrush
Yeah!
Woah, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh my god!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, wow!
Woah!
Wow!
Yow! Yow! Yow! Wow!
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