John Lennon

[Verse 1]

Head on the wall

And my piss hardly makes the stall

And this time it's not an act

This time I swear it's fact

Now I ramble on

About that girl who's gone

And I tried teaching her guitar

Now she's standing at the bar

[Pre-Chorus 1]

She tells me her favourite song

And I say, "Yeah, that's a good one"

She says it follows her around

No shit, it's by the Beatles

[Chorus 1]

I'm so lost

And I live just around the corner

Well here's a thought

Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword

And I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

[Verse 2]

Adam's in love again

And the good Rev wants to jam instead

Morgan's hearing none of it

She says we're doing it again

The neighbourhood's up in arms

They're trying to shut down all the bars

When everyone's a private eye

They're hiding in the bushes every night

[Pre-Chorus 2]

The cats square off in the street

The dogs go through the garbage

You wanna stay for the night tonight?

Well I know all about platonic, honey

[Chorus 1]

I'm so lost

And I live just around the corner

Well here's a thought

Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword

And I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

[Verse 3]

Head on the wall

And my piss hardly makes the stall

And this time it's not an act

[Chorus]

I'm so lost

And I live just around the corner

Well here's a thought

Get Frank McCourt to write the foreword

And I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

I'm John Lennon in '67

Go!