Alternate Side Parking

[Verse 1: billy woods]

Crouched and watched as you sank

Straws snatched off the riverbank

Turnt the phrase like a shank

Had it stashed by the sinks

Didn't have to come to this, I implored negroes to think

My born date is a jinx

Wait at the gate, I'm a sphinx

You blinked, paid dearly for those forty winks

Cold as ice, she skated 'round the rink

Teeth impossibly white, cheeks pink

Finally suggested we rob them

Immediately switched my math

I do not need the problems

End up counting in the mountains

All jokes aside, my man had a Nigerian accountant

We was rollin', even though by then the cancer had slowed him

Niggas wait till you in the car to tell you it's stolen

Too late to get out, no point asking where you going

This that dumb shit you gotta survive

Just to get to the point of the script where a cop pull you over Coming from your nine to five, inexplicably empty the clip

[Hook: billy woods]

Alternate side parking, I didn't leave the apartment

Alternate side parking, I didn't leave the apartment

[Verse 2: billy woods]

Peace?

Not this evening, it's not even close to even

No rhyme or reason, just open season

Just watch, seeing is believing (is it?)

They won't believe till there's nothing to believe in

He said it wasn't me, we didn't believe him

It's all wearing thin, simple lime and gin till the coupe brim

The suit was wearing him

It's another word hid inside 'chagrin'

Big lips make quick work of your weed pen

The arc is long but it do bend, it do bend, it do bend

Alternate side parking, I ain't leave the apartment

I was just startin' to start starvin', the stick was sharpened

Head split, Percy Harvin

Shade drawn, room dark

But when he spit the room darkened