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Boy Problems

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Boy Problems

Release date: 23rd February 2024

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About This Track

"Boy Problems" is a single by ASTON, released 23rd February 2024. Full lyrics are available below.

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ASTON

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Lyrics

Boy Problems

If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

I'm unfuckwithable
Hot girl cynical
You won't ever ever be enough
Don't fuck with my vibe
I gave you a try
Now I'm duh-duh-duh-duh-done
Lose my number
Leave your key
What the hell I need you for when I got me (mhmm)
I'm priority
Fuck your authority
You're too dumb to be the one

I'm chewing em up and I'm spitting em out
Too boujee to bullshit no slowing me down
Don't care if you love me
Don't care if you cry
Shut up boy bye

Girl your man ain't shit yeah you don't need one
You a bad ass bitch no he can't get none
If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one
You can love yourself better than he can
All my single girls throw up your hands
If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one
I got 99, ninety 99
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

All the Ken's, Kyle's Chris's Kenny's
Everybody want my good and plenty's
One man's too many
Forget em all but they can't forget me
I'm a superstar
Can't get in the club i don't know who you are, are
One man's too many
Get out my face or you're gonna regret me

I'm chewing em up and I'm spitting em out
Too boujee to bullshit no slowing me down
Don't care if you love me
Don't care if you cry
Shut up boy bye

Girl your man ain't shit yeah you don't need one
You a bad ass bitch no he can't get none
If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one
You can love yourself better than he can
All my single girls throw up your hands
If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one
I got 99, ninety 99
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

If you're having boy problems, I feel bad for you hun
I got 99 problems but a dick ain't one

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Boy Problems

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