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Attila – What Would Chuck Norris Do? (2007) | Track profile | Dork

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Attila
Fallacy
What Would Chuck Norris Do?

TRACK

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

Release date: 30th March 2007

About This Track

"What Would Chuck Norris Do?" is a track by Attila, from the album Fallacy, released 30th March 2007. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Attila

Attila

Lyrics

What Would Chuck Norris Do?

Discoordination will make the last of you

Your bad reputation will follow every thing you do

What would Chuck Norris do

A swift kick to the face should put you through

The world is spinning

The world is spinning round and round

My life's a movie with a never ending plot

The world is spinning

My life's a movie

The world is spinning round and round

And you will see

(And you will see)

What you've done to me

(What you've done to me)

And you will see

(And you will see)

What you've done to me

(What you've done to me)

So just open your eyes

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

The world is spinning

My life's a movie

The world is spinning round and round

My life's a movie

And you will see

(And you will see)

What you've done to me

(What you've done to me)

And you will see

(And you will see)

What you've done to me

(What you've done to me)

So just open your eyes

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

No, you're not coming home

Your ass has seen better days

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Fallacy

2007

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Album

30th March 2007

Release year

2007

—Hanging from a Lamp Post
—Amelia Bedelia Is a Whore
—666
—Flying with the Kennedys
—Under My Breath
—What Would Chuck Norris Do?
—Sunsets and Death Threats (Original Mix)
—Taking the Lives of the Ignorant
—No One Will Return
—Caddywampus
—Fallacy

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