Eiffel Tower

[Intro]

Mmm, mmm, mmm

Fuck, oh my God, bitch, let me tell you about Vegas

It's fucking crazy, this man tried to Eiffel Tower me

It was fucking delicious, I wanna do it again, with his bestie

[Verse 1]

Tell me what you want from me, and I’ll make it happen

Whether chemicals or chemistry, I'm ready for action

And he's pretty cool, yeah, I think you would like him

But not in that way, I meant like, if you’d fight him

Just wrestle around while I watch with the night lens

And I could take two dicks at once, and I like friends, so baby

[Chorus]

Eiffel Tower me in Vegas (Yeah)

And give mе forty bucks (Give me forty bucks, you silly goose)

And wе'll go and meet your parents (Yeah)

'Cause that sounds kinda fun

(Sounds kinda fun, let's tell both your moms I'm fuckin' you)

And I didn't want to say this (I didn't)

But your friend already fucked (Yeah, he did, back in like, 2016)

So, Eiffel Tower me in Vegas (Just do it)

And give me forty bucks (Give me forty bucks, come on)

[Verse 2]

Said he hates my phone, I need my photos up in high-res

But that’s pretty bull comin’ from knock-off Trace Cyrus

Didn't want to link it, so I said I had a virus

He was in my texts, like, "I don’t care, let's have some high sex"

Baby like, okay, hope you're not down-low gay

'Cause every time I post, you make sure that you stay away

And every time I send a heart, that shit just floats away

So now I want your bestie ’cause you won't reciprocate (I want your bestie)

They just mad because I'm not the old me

When they came down to the sluts, boy, I was the OG

Told you I was fucking broke and then you just went "Oh, jeez"

Now I'm up on Google searching sucking dick emojis