Social Drinker

Six in the morning, I ain't ever gonna drink again
I dropped dead, it was a funeral for a friend
Take all the bottles out my fridge, you can bury them
I don't want to end up as another scenario
Got to the barbie, started drinking some liquor
On a Tuesday night at Applebee's you called me a quitter
But I wish I had a dollar every time we crushed oranges
Always followed up by impossible mornings
'Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
When I get with my friends
I should have stayed in
Tomorrow I'll be waking up with my head aching
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone
Ah, nope, nope
Not gonna answer my phone on purpose
Called up T-Mobile just to cancel all my service
'Cause I know what happens when we all get together
'Cause birthday parties stocked with Jameson and gingers
I gotta get up early, man
I'm trying to buy a house
It's hard to be an adult
Don't wanna see my bank account
Ever since I turned thirty, all the hangovers kill me
Y'all are fucking crazy
But we can't stop spillin', yo
'Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
When I get with my friends
I should have stayed in
Tomorrow I'll be waking up with my head aching
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, woah-oh
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, woah-oh-oh
Save me from myself
I wanna stop but then I think of all the things I'm missin'
Go to the beach and have some drinks, sit by the ocean, listen
To all the waves while they're crashing down
Just like my principles when they're allowed to drown, yeah
I really hate that it's so easy just for me to breath
All the promises I made for myself every day
I can't beat 'em so I join 'em for another drink
I'll just start over tomorrow
Cause I'm so tired of beer and liquor
Everybody knows I'm a social drinker
When I get with my friends
I should have stayed in
Tomorrow I'll be waking up with my head aching
And every day is a celebration
Getting off a war of inebriation
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, woah-oh
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone, woah-oh-oh
Save me from myself, I'm a firestone