Bermuda Triangle (Live at the Royal Albert Hall)

[Verse 1]

We decide to get away and have some fun

Book a room and catch a flight for two weeks in the sun

She says, "Hawaii's too expensive"

I say, "Barbados isn't bad"

She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda"

And I say, "Woman, are you mad?"

[Chorus]

Bermuda Triangle

It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near (Don't go too near)

But she doesn't see my angle, and she thinks I'm being dumb

So, Bermuda Triangle, here we come

[Spoken]

Would you take this [?] on a holiday?

Alright, alrighty

[Verse 2]

Lying here with my woman on the island sand

I look up and see her with a stranger hand-in-hand

I see hеr sitting on his blanket

I see her going for a swim

And when I run to find my woman, I find hеr running after him

[Chorus]

Bermuda Triangle

Makes my woman disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near (Don't go too near)

But looking at it from my angle, do you see why I'm so sad?

Oh, Bermuda Triangle, very bad

Woe is me

[Verse 3]

Lying lost and lonely on the island sand

When a lovely stranger says hello and takes my hand

And soon, she's sitting on my blanket

And then we're going for a swim

When I say, "What about your boyfriend?"

She turns and waves goodbye to him

[Chorus]

Bermuda Triangle

It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near (Don't go too near)

Oh, but look at it from my angle, and you'll see why I'm so glad

Now Bermuda Triangle, not so bad

[Spoken]

Alright, everybody up there at the top of the house, let's hear it!

[Chorus]

Bermuda Triangle

It makes people disappear

Bermuda Triangle

Don't go too near (Don't go too near)

Oh, but look at it from my angle, and you'll see why I'm so glad

Now Bermuda Triangle, Triangle

Not so bad

[Spoken]

Thank you!

Thank you very much, and welcome back to our second half!

Now, before we go any further here, how's everybody doing up there at the top of the house there?

How's everybody doing up in the little nooks and crannies of this place?

Yeah, I certainly know you're there

Yeah, you're real far away, aren't you?

I must look like a- I must look like a, haha

I must look like a little singing, dancing nose

Have you- have you been reading that stuff in the papers?

All I read is about my nose and the transit strike;

In that order!