Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer

And Prancer and Vixen

Comet and Cupid

And Donner and Blitzen

But do you recall

The most famous reindeer of all?

Is it Herman? (no)

Is it Sherman? (no)

Is it Eddie, is it Freddy (no, no, no)

Is it Elton? (no)

Is it Billy? (no)

Is it Sting perhaps?

(Oh you'll never ever get it)

(Don't snap your caps)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Rudolph

Play in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him

And they shouted out with glee

"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

You'll go down in history!"

You better keep your nose

A red red rose

(You better keep your beak

All pink and sweet)

You better keep your shnaz

Maroon because

You will go down in history